a)A farting bedpost.
2)Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
a)The bassoon burns longer.
3)What is a burning oboe good for?
a)Setting a bassoon on fire.
4)Why did the chicken cross the road?
a)To get away from the bassoon recital.
5)Whats the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
a)You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.
6)What is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
a)The bassoon makes more toothpicks.