PISCES FEMALE: You may think she is easy to read, but don't kid yourself. This fluid woman can be as s deeply mysterious as the depths of the ocean. On the surface she may appear tough, but underneath she is gentle, compassionate and ultra-sensitive creature. She takes her time to feel out the atmosphere before showing much of her true nature. Sometimes her own needs are as elusive to her as they are to the people who think they know her. What she needs is a solid individual who is gentle, caring and emotionally stable. What she often attracts is a needy person who feeds on her soft heart. Like a human sponge, she often absorbs other people's pain and intuitively knows how to soothe them. However ,if the emotionally waters become cold and turbulent, she often makes a hasty retreat. Never far from her grasp are a pair of rose- colored glasses. Anyone who dares remove them is going to experience an icy stare. It's not that she expects life to invariably be a utopian dream, but harsh reality is not her favorite domain. If you are looking for a refreshing dip into the world of romantic and sensual pleasures - where you can let go of all logic and experience the true fantasy of what love can be, then this lady can take you there.

First Approach: If your idea of romance is sipping a cold beer together in front of the tube, then please don't bother this lady. She may think she can handle it when her eyes are misted over with love; but she is fooling you, and worse yet, deceiving herself if she tries to adapt to your style. If you really want to impress her, be aesthetically aware and romantic in your approach. Notice the color of her eyes, hand her a flower, give her a poem. If these kind of things are not natural to your nature, leave her alone.

First Date: It's pretty obvious by now that taking her to the drag races is not a good idea. This does not mean she is not adventuresome and open to new experiences, but if this is your favorite past time, give it a rest. Adaptable by nature, she is never a difficult person to please, but being sensitive to her highly developed romantic nature is a must! To this lady, an evening of watching the stars can be just as appealing as fine dining; as it is the quality of the experience that means everything to her. Intimacy is not a scary realm for her, but she needs to feel deeply moved before she will dive in comfortably. If you believe in fairy tales, this woman can make them all come true, but give her a chance to experience her own feelings before pushing yours on her.

EROGENOUS ZONE: - Feet. No tickling! Firm massaging; best with oil.

Last Date: Never brush you teeth or comb your hair. Eat plenty of garlic and then talk like Donald Duck while trying to kiss her. Talk about everything under the sun that is disgusting and distasteful. Then watch her fade into the next sunset without you.


PISCES MAN: When he is good, he is very very good, and when he is bad, he's difficult to understand. Don't try. Not normally combative by nature, he can be the greatest escape artist when a situation turns nasty or too emotionally abrasive for his comfort zone. Given the chance, he can be as close to perfect as any mate, but it does take patience to understand this complex and deeply sensitive man. "Complex" comes in many forms, but in the Pisces realm it means you may never know him completely. Not that he is suspiciously deceptive, but there is a side to him that is always going to be his own. The plus side is that he lives in this outer world part of the time, and the rest of the time he is all yours - heart and soul. If you are emotionally confident, independent and balanced, riding along on his wave offers an enchanting experience. When he is definitely in love, (and this can be tricky with this slippery "fish of the Zodiac") he will promise you the stars, and probably try very hard to present them to you. If you are smart enough to know that stars are not for sale, you will be all the wiser. But, what he can potentially offer you in the way of selfless love and devotion is worth it's weight in gold. If his dreams are as vivid to you, as they are to him - then the two of you can be headed for a blissful union.

First Approach: A deep meaningful look and a mysterious knowing smile, coupled with a subtle lingering fragrance, can do more in one passing moment than a whole day of obvious flirting. It may or may not be immediately blatant that he is a died -in-the-wool romantic, but if he isn't, he is a rare and miserable fish. If you want to get this man's attention, be as sensual and appealing as possible.. You can even be a little eccentric, as he seems to be drawn to people who are out of the ordinary.

First Date: His idea of a memorable date is one that flows naturally without having to contend with too many mundane problems; like parking cars and standing in line endlessly for tickets. He wants to concentrate on you, so if you really want to keep him centered and calm, don't plan a busy evening. Simplicity is the key - where the two of you can share secrets and moments of comforting silence without undue disruption. If this means your home fits this description, don't hesitate to bring out the candles, turn on the music and take a ride on that magical carpet he will weave for you with his vivid imagination. He is not normally a man who will take advantage of the situation unless the invitation is clearly a go. If immediate intimacy does not appeal to you, his ability to be tender and considerate will over- ride any notions of pushing himself on you. When the timing is right, he will gladly be your love guide.

EROGENOUS ZONE: - Feet. No tickling! Firm massaging; best with oil.

Last Date: Be crude, uncaring, and totally insensitive. Tell him he is a dreamer, and better yet, tell his dreams will never ever come true. Repeatedly try to start a fight. You won't have to wait long to catch his disappearing act.

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