I like egg timers.

Why don't they make them with Indiglo?

I saw an egg timer recently and you could set it for up to 60 minutes before it would go off, and I just had to think to myself, if I were going to boil an egg, why would I want to boil it for 60 minutes, especially if was making it for breakfast, which most people eat their eggs with, I simply wouldn't wake up an extra hour early to boil an egg, but then again, after an hour, it probably wouldn't be much of an egg anymore, would it.

I like egg timers.