by "Gold Fever" Bob Lowe
In the February newsletter I related the reasons my wife thinks my passion for the pursuit of gold is no longer a hobby, as I claim. One of the biggest concerns she has about selling the house and going on the road full-time is income. Since I can't convince her that I'll find more than enough gold to take care of us, I've come up with the following idea: WILL WORK FOR FOOD FRANCHISES
Yep, you heard me right. Think about it. It must work. I see the same people all the time with signs at different locations in town. If it didn't work they wouldn't be there. I am sure I can't get my wife to stand on a street corner looking homeless, so I decided to Franchise the idea. The following is what I'd advertise.
WILL WORK FOR FOOD FRANCHISES
Are still Available
YES! Make BIG $$$ (Tax Free) with your very own:
"WILL WORK FOR FOOD" FRANCHISE"
WE WILL SUPPLY:
The Thrift Clothing
The Prime Location
The Cardboard Sign
A Special 90 Minute Instructional Tape entitled: "How to Look Homeless"
SAY GOOD-BYE TO THAT DEAD-END JOB.
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
Now, until the end of the month, as a bonus, we will include a wooden crutch, just in case some jerk actually asks you to do some work.
DON'T WAIT---CALL TODAY!
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