GHOST SHIT: The kind where you feel the shit come out but
there is no shit in the toilet!

CLEAN SHIT: The kind where you shit it out, see it, but there
is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET SHIT: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it still feels
unwiped and wet so your forced to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underware so you dont ruin your pants.

SECOND WAVE SHIT: It happens when your done shitting, pulled up your pants about
knee's height, and then realize you have to shit some more

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-HEAD-SHIT: The kind where you strain so much to get it out you
nearly have a stroke.

RICHARD SIMMONS SHIT: You shit so much you lose 30 pounds.

LINCOLN LOG SHIT: The kind of shit thats so huge your afriad of flushing the toilet
without breaking the shit into little peices with the toilet brush

GASSY SHIT: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling at you and whispering.

DRINKER SHIT: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long nite of hard drinking.
Its most noticable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN SHIT: self explainitory...

GEE I WISH I COULD SHIT SHIT: it's the kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit
on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times, otherwise known as constipation.

SPINAL TAP SHIT: Thats where is hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it was
leaving sideways

WET CHEEKS SHIT (a.k.a THE POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out of your rear end
so fast your cheeks get splashed with icky toilet water.

LIQUID SHIT: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splatters all over
the toilet bowl (eww)

MEXICAN FOOD SHIT: The kind that smells soo bad the room must be condemned

UPPERCLASS SHIT: The kind that thikns there shit doesn't smell.

FISHERMAN'S BOBBER SHIT: That's the kind where you are in a public rest room, there
are two or more people waiting n your stall; you shit and flush two times but serveral
golf ball sized peices are still floating above the water line.

AMBUSH SHIT: The kind never occurs at home but usually while at a party or some hip
dance club. Its the result of trying to fart just a little to get rid of painful gas, but you end
up with trouser-chilli and you walk bowlegged for the rest of the nite.

HOLY SHIT : the kinda shit you're sooo relieved to get out, you just GOTTA praise the
lord... (Donated By the one and Only BEN^^:D )

THE ELVIS SHIT: You had such a hard time doing it when you finish you go: "Thank
you......thankyou very much" (Donated by Ben's "mate" Louis :D)