It Crawled Out Of The Web

Archie McPhee Home Page http://www.mcphee.com/

Source for such strange things as a gelatin mold shaped exactly like a human brain, which comes with a handy recipe for gray gelatin (think Halloween). Proud sponsors of Bill Nye the Science Guy

Arrogant Bastard Ale (San Diego) http://www.arrogantbastard.com/

The label says "You're Not Worthy"

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream http://www.benjerry.com/

Blue Man Group http://www.blueman.com/

Bubba's Blues Brothers Page http://www.bubba.org/bb/

Clint Eastwood http://www.man-with-no-name.com/

Dave Barry Official Website http://www.davebarry.com/

My personal favorite was the column about finding the enormous brassiere encrusted with zebra mussels. I keep picturing the people who found it looking at each other and saying, "we must notify Dave Barry about this immediately."

Dave Barry Column Generator http://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave/

The Dilbert Zone http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/

Easter Egg Archive http://www.eeggs.com/

"Easter eggs" in software are text or graphics information hidden in software by the developers, and displayed by some undocumented series of steps. Sometimes they're just a list of the developers' names.

Firesign Theatre http://www.firesigntheatre.com/

If you've never heard of Firesign Theatre, please don't ask me to explain it.

Froggy Page http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/

Heart Attack Grill (Tempe AZ) http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Restaurant featuring Single, Double, Triple, and Quadruple Bypass Burgers with from one to four half-pound beef patties respectively, plus cheese and bacon; Flatline Fries cooked in lard; counter persons and cooks in scrubs and lab coats; and waitresses in skimpy "nurse" outfits.

Johnsonville Brats Big Taste Grill http://www3.johnsonville.com/bigtastegrill/

World's biggest barbecue grill: 65 feet long and 26 tons, travels in the form of an eighteen-wheeler semi-trailer. After I put up this link, it came to my town and I got to see it, but I had to be at work during the time they were actually cooking. Flash-dependent page, best on broadband.

Lava Lamps FAQ http://www.simply70s.com/lavalampfaqs.asp

Everything you never wanted to know about that pinnacle of American culture, the lava lamp.

The Marx Brothers http://www.marx-brothers.org/

Mondrimat http://www.stephen.com/mondrimat/

Make your own "Mondrian" on the Web.

The Nose Pages http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/nosepage.html

Open Directory page of Magic 8-balls

Lame 8-balls on the Net http://8ball.ofb.net/lame.html

Like the Magic 8-Ball® toy

Outpost Gallifrey http://www.gallifreyone.com/

Doctor Who fan site

PBreview.com http://www.pbreview.com/   Paintball http://paintball.about.com/

Portfolios of places to pelt your pals with paintballs (both sites have paintball field lists)

Pavement Terror http://www.backfire.co.uk/

Howard Stone made his delivery van backfire and took pictures of people reacting.

People Eating Tasty Animals http://www.mtd.com/tasty/

At one time, Mike Doughney had registered the domain name peta.org and put up this site on it, much to the consternation of PETA, the "animal rights" group. That domain was disputed and suspended for a while, but is now being used by PETA.

PythOnline http://www.pythonline.com/

And now for something completely different

The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm

Don't miss the comments.

Red Dwarf (Grant Naylor Productions) http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/

Dave Lister, Arnold Rimmer, The Cat, and Kryten ... three million years in the future. If you ever get a chance to see the episode called "Backwards," don't miss it.

Red Green http://www.pbs.org/redgreen/

...and all the other denizens of Possum Lodge. Keep your stick on the ice.

RFC 1149 http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html

"A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers"; a tongue-in-cheek proposed protocol for sending Internet data packets by carrier pigeon, cataloged in the real Internet RFC database.

Seamus Cooney's Bad Poetry page http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/bad/

Things You Never Knew Existed http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/

Including an battery-powered trimmer for nose/ear hair that looks like a finger.

World Naked Bike Ride http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/

Supposedly to protest oil dependency

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