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"Self Improvement" Recordings

 

 A single lady who lived nearby bought these hypnosis records to help her lose weight. She would play them while she slept.

One night she forgot to set the record player's auto-stop mechanism. Eight days later concerned friends found her comatosed-anerexic body next to the worn, but continuously playing record...

 

Years ago Jack LaLanne became famous by his TV workout show using his rubber stretcher. This 10" LP came with the stretcher and exercise instruction book.

Now he endorses State Lotteries using the same rubber stretcher...

 

Incredible! - 3 Glenn W. Turner albums!!
In this album, harelip and Florida lemonade magnate Glenn Turner shares his secrets of success.
Suprise! Mr. Enthusiasm is non other than Glenn Turner. This time he's founder and chairman of Koscot Interplanetary, Inc. the world's fastest growing Kosmetics company.

Their motto: "Kosmetics for the Communities of Tomorrow".
Glenn Turner Dares us to be Great in his newest company - Dare To Be Great, Inc...

Nice $1,000,000 note on the cover!

 

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05/21/00